I seriously cannot grasp why people take this as a prophesy that John will die by the end of the comic, for good.
This is Doc Scratch speaking of the idea of John dying for good, because nothing lasts forever (he would know). This is Doc Scratch speaking of John’s character, the all-knowing narrator telling us that he’s pretty damn sure that John could never, ever play the role of the bad guy. The next page goes on to say that even if Doc Scratch himself tried to teach him how to be evil, it’s entirely possible that it wouldn’t work.
Let that sink in for a moment.
Now that you might have a greater appreciation of John, and no longer fear that John dies at the end, carry on.
THANK YOU GOOD FRIEND
But what happens when it’s game over?
( they were meant to be hanging by their necks but then idk what happened // Full Res )
A Homestuck AU where everything is the same except John starts every pesterlog by saying “i have an erection.”
I’m going to fucking cry
The Alpha Kids
Jack and PM
THIS IS SO ACCURATE JESUS FUCK
That is a very large nutshell.
Well, considering Homestuck is 7000 pages long
This is…scarily accurate.
And hilarious XD
my sister wanted me to draw a quick comic for her school magazine or something idk and it had to be beauty themed so i drew cute rosemary uvu
my favorite jake headcanon is that everyone assumed that he was all big and masculine because he’s mister action adventure movie but when they all finally meet he’s this five foot munchkin who weighs 100 pounds soaking wet
HE’S BARELY TALLER THAN JANE
LOOK HOW WIDE DIRK’S SHOULDERS ARE COMPARED TO JAKE’S
HE’S SO WIDDLE
ROXY’S BIGGER THAN HIM JAKE IS A TINY BOY
ITTY BITTY BABY
whovians get your ass over here homestruck are beating us
they only win because their timeline is fixated in a complicated way.
Homestuck’s timeline is based off the sessions and time spent on earth/alternia.
let’s look at paradox clones, shall we?
As an avid Whovian and Homestuck I can confirm that Homestuck’s timeline is far more complex, but it follows at least 12 different universes and the internal temporal travel between each individual one and the external dimension hopping travel to get from one universe to another.
tl;dr: Homestuck wins the “Most complex time line” award.
HAUNTED HOUSE STUCK ROUND TWO
I might do more later on omg
Equius would totally be the one hiding behind nepeta
IT GOT SO MUCH BETTER