You are SARAH and you are the MAID of HEART. You are in your TENTH SWEEP and you are a STUDENT of CREATIVE WRITING. Your STRIFE SPECIBUS is QUILLKIND, because as you know, the PEN is mightier than the SWORD. You use your WRITING POWERS in the name of PROSPIT and FEMINISM. You are FAT and TATTOOED and anyone who doesn't like it can FUCK RIGHT OFF. Your FANDOMS include HOMESTUCK, WELCOME TO NIGHT VALE, and GAME OF THRONES.
((this is the most homestuck non-homestuck thing ever))
can you imagine how many things mom lalonde would confess that rose would just brush off as a joke tho
oh my god perfect
oh my god
GAME GRRRLS STICK TOGETHER
ok i’ll stop now
someone on my dash said john was apathetic and uncaring and i got upset
I have this headcanon where multiple time-traveling Daves would make up code names to differentiate themselves from one another. and the code names are always the names of celebrities who are also named Dave or David
Prospit Dreamers make their beds.
Derse Dreamers don’t.
MY ANACONDESC-E DON’T WANT NON-E UNL-ESS YOU GOT BOONS, )(UN.