tricksterjaneycrocker:

achievement-hunter:

every fucking time

my aunt is officially going into hospice tomorrow

and

yeah

I never understood why some guys are inclined to think less of a girl if she sleeps with him “easily.” 

lunamuerte:

wehidebehindstars:

Like…

She’s not the only one doing the sex. 

You are also doing the sex. 

YOU ARE ALSO DOING THE SEX. 

HOW CAN YOU JUDGE HER FOR DOING THE SEX WHEN YOU ARE DOING THE SEX ALSO. 

YES
YES
YES
YES

hannibalthecanibal:

and here we have harry potter literally standing on a pile of letters to try and catch one that is still in the air. there are clearly reasons why he doesn’t get sorted into ravenclaw

thecapn:

did you know that teachers are instructed to get in between two boys in an altercation and break their eye contact because boys will disengage once the immediate situation is interrupted but they’re instructed to like never ever get in between two girls in a fight because girls wont stop after they lose sight and will actively try to go through whatever’s in between them and teachers are supposed to wait for security to break the shit apart

teenage girls will fuck your shit up 

I ASKED MY FARMER FRIEND AND HE SAID THAT THE FLUFFY COWS ARE JUST REGULAR COWS THAT ARE PREPARED THAT WAY FOR SHOW BUT I THINK THEY ARE MAGIC

boygrimlark:

scout-ebubbles:

docot:

freddybenson:

leovaldezstyle:

freddybenson:

A

B

C

the brazilian wandering spider’s venom can give you an erection lasting for hours

D

E

mylittlefurballs:

She thinks we can’t see her.